cummer's remorse 

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.

Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.

cummer's remorse by waterzworld February 1, 2010

Cummer's Remorse  

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.

"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "

Cummer's Remorse by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009

banger's remorse 

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)

Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.

banger's remorse by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

jacker's remorse 

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

jacker's remorse by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

remora 

A. Someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

B. A social leech

c. Any of several marine fishes of the family Echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales

A. Tilly: Hey I didn't go to class for the whole week, can i get your notes?
AJ: no you fucking remora

B. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven't ventured out to meet new people you can say 'go meet someone else you fucking remora'

remora by aj krause January 6, 2004

Food Remorse 

(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.

Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food

Food Remorse by moneyman234 August 9, 2015

Whacker's Remorse 

that kinda depressed feeling you sometimes get after masturbating.

"I just deleted my entire porn collection"
"Damn, whacker's remorse, son"

Whacker's Remorse by nshields August 6, 2008