Reed

One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.

Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.

by Rick... March 7, 2013

Reed

Reed is a name for a cute boy with blue eyes and a great since of humor. He’ll be there when you need him. He’ll make sure your doing everything right and your not slaking off. When he looks at you you’ll fell a shiver down your spine in hopes he fells the same way. You’ll see him at practice and on the bus cause he’s a grade older (7th grade). His friends will follow you and tell you he like you and you like him. You’ll get a boyfriend but that’ll only make you want Reed more. All of your friends will call him ugly when they’ve never even met him, you’ll stand up for him praying that they don’t think you like him. Everyone knows you like each other except for yourselves. You’ll give him stupid names like “turd bucket” and mess with his hair. You’ll throw things at him on the bus but you know that your doing it bcs you don’t want to talk to him. You’ll tell your friends to call him turd bucket and his friends will tell them that you love him. The truth is that you do and you can’t help it. Those blue eyes and a smile that light up the night. A sense of humor that only few people know of, and the kind heart that’s inside.

He’s such a Reed, she must love him to deal with his craziness

by Carmen The Potato November 9, 2019

Reed

Reed, as a last name, will define headstrong family that can get so much in life with their smarts.

Man I wish I knew a Reed now...

by ApplePi314 June 8, 2020

Reed

Just an absolute dick and extremely obnoxious and he also picks his nose and eats his boogers or wipes it on another green surface.

Can you see Reed over there digging for gold? I think he touched his brain already. There's his daily snack. That'll last him the day.

by Emergencyツ May 13, 2019

Reed

Reed the guy that wants to be other people. He likes the girls that many find annoying or way out of his league. He goes to others on advice about girls. He is independent, but not that hot. An average bod but girls find him ugly and don’t really like him. He has Asian best friends that are girls. You think that he might be single or that one virgin for the rest of his life but he really won’t. After meeting a girl that most guys don’t like Reed will simp for that girl to much, yet he knows that he is stupid and extremely ugly. Reed uses words like “I know” and gets to sassy at some times but when he shows you his personality you might end up liking Reed. He is a history nerd and only liked by few people. Many people bully him for a lot of things but Reed doesn’t get depressed about it.

Reed likes this girl her name has four letters and he dumps over her.

by The_truth_about_me January 10, 2022

Reed

A maga-Ginger. One who gains Ginger abilities in the night. Strongest during a full moon. A Reed can get sun burn from the moon on cloudy nights.

"Wow, that guy is such a Reed. What a douche bag."
"I hate Reeds."
"I can feel my Reed powers kicking in!"

by Matt, Reed, and Jake April 22, 2008

Reed

A combination of every mean word you could think of often used with you in a sentece.

Why you little Reed! You just ate my Reedin pie. I will shove my foot up your Reedin ass.

by ass head May 13, 2005