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Quaranmean

The state of being crabby AF because of being cooped up in your house all day, day after day, with no end in sight due to the Coronavirus.
"You best get off that sidewalk when you see me coming and take that nasty dog with you, do not get within 6 feet of me Karen because I am quaranmean."
by Karen Quaranmean March 31, 2020
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Quaranthick

The thickness of your body due to weight gain during coronavirus quarantine
Ima be lookin quaranthick in that outfit.
by Liljennyjen April 8, 2020
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Quaranthirsty

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.
Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“
by Dmart711 August 5, 2020
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quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes
Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease
by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020
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quarantime

The unusual sense of time when under house quarantine or shelter-in-place. Time passes both more quickly and yet more slowly according to the time frame.
A day goes by pretty quickly, but the last two weeks seem like forever. I must be in quarantime.
by DrRascal March 30, 2020
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quaranpeen

When you are single and in quarantine during a global pandemic and you put the call out for some sexual healing.
Girl, I have been locked in the house for two weeks and I could really use some quaranpeen right now!
by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020
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Guarantell

A shorter sense of the common phrase "I can already tell" mixed in with "Guarantee" which is Guarantell.
Dude I can guarantell that Mike wants to meet your family.
by JayWoody July 9, 2009
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