a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.
"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
by greyfrust September 21, 2009
Get the ponce number 1 mug.That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.
*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.
by nairobibitch July 19, 2016
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1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.
-Noun
2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*
1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.
-Noun
2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*
-Adjective
"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"
-Noun
"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"
"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"
-Noun
"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"
by EVIL Pr0 June 12, 2008
Get the Pwnie mug.The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.
Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.
Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.
by UA2 January 7, 2021
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A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.
A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.
1) Man... that guy is such a pwntergeist, I could hardly touch him in combat!
2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.
2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.
by [LaZy] Nation July 2, 2007
Get the pwntergeist mug.Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.
Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.
by rod_permadur September 20, 2020
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