Pivenchy

A less crude slang term to a vagina as apposed to other slang terms such as minge, clunge, twat.

she rubbed her pivenchy on me.

by chebs 11 August 31, 2010

Prives

Slang term for privates; in reference to text messaging/dick pics/nudes.

Kyle sent Britney a text of his prives.

by Jennz & Kellz January 4, 2019

pussy preventor

The female version of a cock blocker. When a female is talking to a guy and another female steps up and ruins her chances for her.

Jill toataly had that guy into her until drunk Sue came up and pussy prevented her. She's a pussy preventor!

by Glennzigx December 14, 2016

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

Prevenge

Like revenge, but without waiting for the act to occur.

Sure that Saddam Hussein would attack the USA, the acting president got prevenge by attacking first.

by Larry Montgomery February 2, 2004

chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.

Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."

by Antrock February 25, 2010

Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.

Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.

by deltax138 October 8, 2008