prison gay

1. An alledgedly straight person resorting to homosexuality due to an ineptitude with women.

2. An alledgedly straight person resorting to homosexuality while incarcerated.

He's not really into dudes he's just prison gay.

by Anticulture August 5, 2019

Piton

(Pronounced Pee-tohn) Any kind of button that you push. Could also be used to describe a small peg or knob.

Origin: New England French Canadian dialect.

Push that little piton to turn on the TV; the hockey game is on!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Let Tommy out of Prison

This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.

It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.

Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?

Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"

by goody5 December 10, 2010

Prison Wallet

Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.

Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.

by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

prison mule

Usually a “free staff” employee in a prison who smuggles drugs in to incarcerated folks.

If you watch that nurse’s body language and how she moves through her day, you can clearly see that she’s a prison mule.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2019

prison magnet

A very deeply embedded and difficult to alter piece, inside of many folks, which draws them inside again and again.

This prison magnet just keeps pulling me back in here, it’s insanely powerful.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.

Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019