penormous

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.

Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"

by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007

Preworduction

pree-wor-duction
The feeling someone gets when they wish they had said something differently in a previous situation because what had been said at that moment did not end with good results.

Guy: Damn that chick rejected me hardcore, i wish I had not mentioned I was bisexual. If only preworduction was possible.

by Mroue33 November 4, 2011

prenoodle

the act of inserting a pool noodle into ones anus prior to intercourse or masturbation.

i always prenoodle before i wank.

by Blakedo23 January 3, 2015

pregnorexic

A contraction of the words pregnant and anorexic referring to:

1 A woman that, despite being several months into pregnancy has not gained any wieght.

2 A condition usually experienced by slim women who refuse to eat in order to hide being pregnant for as long as possible.

Girl 1 : "Jen is 7 months pregnant and she doesn't even show yet!"
Giel 2 : "No kidding, she's pregnorexic. I mean, she acutally lost 10 pounds!"

by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

peenorcut

A common term for invasive disfigurement of male genetalia, specifically the penis.

I was bewildered by his complex form of peenorcut.

See also body modification.

by somari April 7, 2005

penor

The way to say penis if you want to be "1337" on the internet.

5ux0r my p3n0r nubz0r!!!!!11

by Bill-likes-cakes August 28, 2005

penor

penis. 1337 way to say penis, cock, or any other referral to the male genitalia.

kiss my ass and sux mah penor!

my penor is 11 inches long.

u wish u had mah penor!

This movie sux teh penor.

by jenou May 13, 2007