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The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.
<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
potatoe by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.
Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.
potatoe pussy by giorgio M April 30, 2005

tornado potatoe

A tornado potatoe is when you take a raw or cooked potatoe and shove it up someones asshole in a twisting, tornado-like, motion.
Grab that potatoe out of the oven and give me a tornado potatoe.

Don't put too many toppings on that potatoe I'm using it for a tornado potatoe.

Mouse Potatoe 

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.
Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.
Mouse Potatoe by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006
A word that can be a response to anything.
"Are you Republican or Democrat?"
"Potatoe!"
Potatoe by Yogurtland April 6, 2015

potatolicious 

A noun or verb. 1. A potato that is very delicious. 2. Something that is very potatoey. 3. Something amazing.
1. He is very potatolicious.
2. The taco was very potatolicious.
3. 'Potatolicious dude!' He told his friend after the friend burped.

potatonet 

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.
"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."
potatonet by A TF2 player October 22, 2017