Poor

To be poor is to be tired of eating Top Ramen for every meal of the day.

I'm as /poor/ as a mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

If I eat Top Ramen one more time I will shit out an asian!

by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

Poor

Poor can be two things.

1 Having no money yet having dreams and goals.

2 Having lots of money yet having no dreams and goals, or bad and selfish ones.

Why did Mozart and Beethoven die poor while that evil rich bastard lives in luxury?

by Prince of Truth July 30, 2011

Poor

What everyone in the United States (Including Richy Rich) is bound to be if these gas prices don't stop rising.

Poor people, look out, because things are about to get a whole lot worse.

You too, Richy Rich.

by Wasabimoto July 11, 2008

poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

by feetoid October 25, 2009

Poor

Somebody who has little or no money

Being poor is almost as bad as, or as bad as, death.

by anonymous123726183 December 7, 2010

Poor

The act of having too much month at the end of your money.

"I'm too poor to take the bus."

"There is another week in the month after my paycheck runs out."

by Jigsaw February 3, 2012

Poor

Passing
Over
Opportunities
Repeatedly

"Poor, that word ain't no excuse! You know what it mean to me!
It means you Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly!"

--Chamillionaire

by Gus Johnson January 30, 2008