Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

Pootard

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard

God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!

by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006

Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

K-poptard

K-poptard --- A K-pop stan who presents or advocates for the music genre in a stupid and/or fatuous manner.

Look at Tasha, an absolute k-poptard. She drops videos of K-pop artists on every twitter thread

by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021