poocork

when a man has finished anal sex with any member of society, finishes ejaculating and pulls out his penis, cleans his penis and the "poo" stuck in the eye of the doodle is called a poocork.

When matt had a wee after intercourse, his poocork shot out.

by vikstar August 15, 2007

poocrap

a poocrap is a large brown usually squshy substace that can be originated from your buttoks. noun

omg there is a giant poocrap in my toilet!!!!!

by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013

Poocrastinating

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.

"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"

by caoboi July 31, 2015

Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

Poocrastination

Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.

"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."

-Poocrastination

by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010

Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010