Procrapstination

Taking time before an important task to enjoy the simple pleasures of a long crap.

"procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas

by Leeskeez July 7, 2011

poocrastinate

When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.

Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?

Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.

Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....

by lanaumass December 9, 2013

Poocrastinate

The act of pooping in order to delay, avoid or postpone an activity.

Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.

Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.

I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.

by Poolermo September 25, 2018

poopcrap

Something preposterous, to be ridiculed and ignored.

That description of Elena sure ain't no poopcrap.

by jackalopehunter February 4, 2010

Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017

Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC

Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!

by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011