Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."

by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018

Plutter

Penile lubricant secretion, pre-love-butter

Since their romance was interrupted, Johnny was stuck with a plutter stain on his boxer shorts.

by Samawesome B September 30, 2020

plastergating

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.

"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"

by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Plasterer's Bucket

A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.

After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket.

by Richy Boy September 7, 2005

Plasterer's Radio

To be smattered in devil's porridge.

She had a face like a plasterers radio.

by Rees October 20, 2004

plasterer's radio

The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating

Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!

by The Rellie November 7, 2007