Plusterbating
I walked in on my father plusterbating, and the thought and physcial smell of it all made me vomit all over the bathroom.
Plusterbating by hoagy chef October 20, 2010
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plasterbating
dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.
dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?
dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?
plasterbating by hammerbeard September 13, 2011
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Plubsterbating
The act of shitting in ones hand, and then using said shit as lubrication for the act of masturbating.
Plubsterbating by Rodney Beuford March 20, 2010
plastergating
Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.
plastergating by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021
posterbating
"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."
"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."
"Quit posterbating your life away!"
"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."
"Quit posterbating your life away!"
posterbating by EbonZEN December 10, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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