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Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

Cincinnati Platter 

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.
Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.
Cincinnati Platter by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010

Mucky Putter 

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse
i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter
Mucky Putter by el banan 22 June 29, 2011

Poor Plutoer 

A person that has such bizarre sentimental attachment to a space rock, that is closer in relationship to a comet than it is the 8 true planets in our solar system, that they will fight tooth in nail with anyone who states that the reclassification was justified. They do so with fairly irrational arguments and by neglecting the facts involved.
Everytime someone posts a picture of the current solar system, these damn poor plutoers come out in tears and protest over a fucking space rock that has no impact in their lives what-so-ever. It ruins any conversation you try to have on a page.
Poor Plutoer by zerocool6687 January 11, 2013

platterclaw 

To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient
Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.

Paki-platter

A paki-platter consists of a shawarma (sandwich-like wrap of shaved lamb, goat, chicken, turkey or beef) accompanied by rice, potatoes, tabouleh, tahini, hummus or any other Arab side-dishes. Now being a fast-food staple all across the world, the main course of the paki-platter has the distinction of being served with a lot of garlic sauce. Therefore, anyone who eats a paki-platter will temporarily have a condition called "garlic breath".
"Hey Dude, I'm hungry, let's go get some paki-platters."

"Dude, your breath reeks of garlic...did you just eat a paki-platter?"

"Wow, this lemon kush gave me the munchies. I think I'll go eat a paki-platter."
Paki-platter by jsgee07 October 6, 2011