The Percentage Cult

Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.

Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.

man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.

by StormcloakODST May 21, 2021

33 percenter

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?

"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson August 8, 2007

pertequack

(noun) The blue or "cold" setting on the air conditioning dial.

Most commonly referenced when referring to the air conditioning in a car.

This car is really hot could you please turn up the pertequack!

Why's the pertequack turned down so low I'm freezing my balls off!

It's like 90 degrees outside, please turn up the pertequack.

by purplepanda2020 November 6, 2010

Peeternity

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.

When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.

by tomjordan January 13, 2011

Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003