penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.

Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.

by A. Townsend August 17, 2007

pen0rphobia

The fear of having a small dick, and or the fear of people around you having bigger dicks then you

"Hobbs John from #random was scared that his dick was smaller then most.

by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004

penorkel

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.

Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.

by Boomer03 October 30, 2012

Penorkle

A complete and utter moron.

Jason is such a fucking penorkle.

by S.seagull February 3, 2017

Penor

A penor is a special type of penis that wears a sombrero. The sombrero can differ in size and color.

Anne: I had sex with Matty last night.
Grace: So, is it true? Does he really have a penor?
Anne: Yeah, it's really colorful, too.
Grace: I WISH my boyfriend had a penor.

by penorlover February 20, 2011

e-penor

Slang for e-penis.

My e-penor has grown to LARGE proportions.

by EvilChicky January 11, 2008

penor colada

When a girl has a mouth full of cum, from your pen0r

Babe you just gave me a penor colada

by Vanduhl May 31, 2017