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Pedobeastiality

Pedobeastiality: a relationship involving underage kids and animals.
Brian and Stewie's relationship in Family guy. The shippers: their relationship is Pedobeastiality.
by League ruined my life January 19, 2021
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penoscrotal web

condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.
when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.
by bgb24 December 19, 2007
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pedobaiting

The act of pretending to be a sexually active minor online in order to lure ("bait") pedophiles. The person posing as the minor (the "pedobaiter") will typically pick a name that a child would use, such as "liljess14", and then wait for an adult to start a conversation. The pedobaiter will say explicitly that he or she is underage early in the conversation, usually by giving a fake age, and will then attempt to get the pedophile to sexually solicit him or her. An experienced pedobaiter will have a collection of pictures, a short history of the minor he is pretending to be, or even a fake MySpace profile to support his adopted identity.
If the pedobaiting is successful and the pedophile sexually solicits what he believes to be a minor, the pedobaiter will usually respond with a (false) notice about the FBI monitoring the conversation, the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA), etc. The statement usually holds no water, but anyone stupid enough to sexually solicit minors online will usually fall for it.
One example of such a notice is:

"NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343.

"VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor for sex.

"Sir, I am now legally obligated to inform you that I am an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you have anything you would like to say, you may do so now. Otherwise, we will obtain your contact information and the address of your residence from your Internet Service Provider and you should expect to hear from us within 48 hours."

The goals of pedobaiting are usually merely personal amusement, though some pedobaiting efforts are coordinated and aim to root out and criminally prosecute pedophiles. Perverted-Justice is an example of one such group.
Pedobaiting became popular as an online hobby or sport during the airing of the Dateline NBC special series called "To Catch a Predator".

For those who involve themselves in pedobaiting for sport or amusement, attaining personal information such as full names, home addresses, and phone numbers is worthy of praise, as is receiving embarassing photographs in which the pedophile is identifiable.

This word is only coincidentally related to the word pedobait, which means "a minor, usually female, who attracts the attention of adults in a sexual capacity" and is otherwise synonymous with jailbait, although it is prudent of the pedobaiter to use pictures of minors who are pedobait.
"Hey, John, what are you up to?"
"Oh, I'm just pedobaiting."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah. I managed to get this pedophile's full name and phone number."
by Tsukatu January 14, 2008
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Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.
Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!
by MiamiManny November 12, 2019
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Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.
Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal
by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016
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Squirting Penoch

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax
Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.
by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010
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penois

The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.
by Fat Washington November 5, 2003
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