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Penobscot Blueberry 

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.
Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.
Penobscot Blueberry by t pot January 31, 2019

penoscrotal web

condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.
when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.
penoscrotal web by bgb24 December 19, 2007
a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.
Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.
penobsci by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pinopscotch 

The nickname for a person who in any job, particularly the military, is tasked with doing the less favored, unpleasant work.
A: "Hey the bathrooms are disgusting, they need to be cleaned now."

B: "Dont worry i'll get someone right on it....Pinopscotch!"
Pinopscotch by GerMz89 August 19, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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