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peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.
"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."
by Josh August 27, 2004
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Penisbread

Penisbread is a dick between two slices of bread. You can only use this word if you are a holy child of god. If you don’t worship black Jesus this word is forbidden.
Reese randomly out of nowhere: Penisbread
by Reese has a peepeeeee September 7, 2019
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Penisaurus

A penisaurus is a dinosaur that is shaped like a penis, has a big penis, and acts like a penis
"You are such a fucking penisaurus, eat my shit dog"
by NiggerGid January 19, 2018
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peniserector

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.
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penisburrito

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
Hey Momma?" "Yes Billy Bob?" "Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!" "WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
by poochi-zabob-poo July 5, 2010
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Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.
"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."
by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007
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Peniser

To have a bigger penis than another
Ethan is more peniser than Tyler.
by Egg salad March 28, 2019
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