Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

by R0ZES May 15, 2024

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

pedo sandwich

When you are in the middle seat of a family journey in between both ur grubby uncles.

Can we go for a pit stop it feels like a pedo sandwich back in here

by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024

pedo stash

When a man’s moustache looks makes them look like a pedo

Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week

by lukeeey January 22, 2025

Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool

That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017

pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005