Pancho

Pancho is one sexy ass mf

He’s gets all the bitches

Pancho is sexy

by DaddyChocolate February 7, 2022

Pancho

Some gay ass youtuber who thinks hes edgy even though hes a wall hopper and gets no hoes who shames in fortnite hes also uncircumsized and has cheese on his dick. His fanbase are stupid 13 year olds who think theyre above society. Theyre as corny as pubesandpie. I hate this fanbase so fucking much that i would hope i fall off a bridge while parasites eat me from the side and i get set on fire.

Person 1: Hey bro you watch Pancho yet?
Person 2: Shutcho faggot ass up you fucking dumbass ima murder you and your family
Person 1: Sorry man.

by axxturelbettterbozo July 9, 2022

Pancho

Your basketball teammate that you like to haze extra hard in the butt.

Ima make you my pancho lil nigga.

by CaesarSaladMunch December 5, 2023

Pancho's Comedy Night

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

by Elmira17 March 1, 2014

Pancho's Giveaway

Pancho's Giveaway was a reference to a non-existent store that so called "poor" kids at school were said to shop at. If you wore rags, tattered clothes, or no namebrand clothes, you were made fun of and news would spread quickly that you indeed, shopped at Pancho's Giveaway!

See: poncho's give-away

You're so poor you bought your clothes at Pancho's Giveaway!

Nice clothes, did Pancho's Giveaway have a sale today?

Where does mom buy you're clothes? Pancho's Giveaway?

by Morales, Jacob May 7, 2008

pancho for president

A non-existing alias used around election time for any position that needs to be elected for....

Dude1: bra who did you vote for the new club president??

Dude2: I just put 'Pancho for president' on the paper and submitted it.

Dude1: But he wasn't on the ballots...

Dude2: Yeah, i know!

by Flakesalicious Cornnutritious December 3, 2009

Pancho Villa

One mean Mexican mother fucker who killed sissy Americans for fun.

Sissy gringo: who’s that tatted on your chest?
Mexican who just fucked a white bitch: Pancho Villa puto!!
Sissy gringo: sorry sorry don’t hurt me I’m a sissy bitch.

by Pancho Villa August 28, 2018