Panchocho is an incredibly unique and powerful being. He is the upgraded, high-energy, unstoppable version of the name Jose. It's like when gas becomes plasma, this fucker becomes hot, irradiates all over and girls can't resist, nor men can't ignore him.
Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases.
Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience.
Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases.
Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience.
Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
Girl> OMG! I don't know what's going on! I'm suddenly so horny and dripping wet in my panties!
Babe> O shit I feel you, Panchocho must be here, it's like my water broke and I'm not even pregnant.
Dude> Hey, have you seen Jose?
Bro> Dude, we lost him, Panchocho is here now and he is turning bitches to ashes. Take your gf home before she runs into him or loose her forevaaaaaaaaaa. jaaaaaaaa
Panchocho> "becomes"
Everything else> "moves in slow motion"
Babe> O shit I feel you, Panchocho must be here, it's like my water broke and I'm not even pregnant.
Dude> Hey, have you seen Jose?
Bro> Dude, we lost him, Panchocho is here now and he is turning bitches to ashes. Take your gf home before she runs into him or loose her forevaaaaaaaaaa. jaaaaaaaa
Panchocho> "becomes"
Everything else> "moves in slow motion"
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Get the Panchocho mug.Panchocho is an incredibly unique and powerful being. He is the upgraded, high-energy, unstoppable version of the name Jose. It's like when gas becomes plasma, this fucker becomes hot, irradiates all over and girls can't resist, nor men can't ignore him.
Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases.
Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience.
Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases.
Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience.
Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
Girl> OMG! I don't know what's going on! I'm suddenly so horny and dripping wet in my panties!
Babe> O shit I feel you, Panchocho must be here, it's like my water broke and I'm not even pregnant.
Dude> Hey, have you seen Jose?
Bro> Dude, we lost him, Panchocho is here now and he is turning bitches to ashes. Take your gf home before she runs into him or loose her forevaaaaaaaaaa. jaaaaaaaa
Panchocho> "becomes"
Everything else> "moves in slow motion"
Babe> O shit I feel you, Panchocho must be here, it's like my water broke and I'm not even pregnant.
Dude> Hey, have you seen Jose?
Bro> Dude, we lost him, Panchocho is here now and he is turning bitches to ashes. Take your gf home before she runs into him or loose her forevaaaaaaaaaa. jaaaaaaaa
Panchocho> "becomes"
Everything else> "moves in slow motion"
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punjabi. literally means "sister-fucker".
essentially acts similar to calling someone a motherfucker.
synonyms. machodh (motherfucker).
essentially acts similar to calling someone a motherfucker.
synonyms. machodh (motherfucker).
you fuckin panchodh.
salla panchodh.
teri bhain di lund salliya panchodh
you stupid panchodh
shut the fuck up panchodh
panchodiya
panchodhiyo.
salla panchodh.
teri bhain di lund salliya panchodh
you stupid panchodh
shut the fuck up panchodh
panchodiya
panchodhiyo.
by Connecticut April 22, 2005
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by Tonight I'm Jus tMe December 16, 2009
Get the Pachoch mug.A person who is self-diagnosed with multiple psychological disorders. Examples include OCD, Autism, Munchausen syndrome by proxy, Tourette's syndrome, ADHD, Bipolar disorder, and Agoraphobia.
Because Bob is a psychochondriac, he called his doctor and requested medication after watching the Dateline special on Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
by seahawkfan71 June 30, 2009
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"Mira, Pachocho
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