nostrilophile

An individual who is sexually aroused by nostrils.

Josh loves allergy season because all the girls' nostrils are so well lubricated. I think he might be a nostrilophile.

by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007

nostralius

A chronic habit to which one constantly flares their nostrils in an impudent or offensive manner. The nostrils are so large and wide that it feels as though the person could suck up all the O2 (oxygen) in the room. Some nostralius suffering people served in world war 2 , by sucking up all the mustard gas and poison in the air with their unbareably large nostrils, like it was nutrients of some type.

I feel like Brian suffers from a severe case of nostralius. Every time I am around him, i feel huge shortnesses of breath. I also feel like he's angry while flaring his large nostrils unconciously

by Castro7 July 2, 2015

blue nostrils

the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.

Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!

by Autismo420 January 24, 2018

nostril

1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.

How you finger gets into your nose.

by The king November 18, 2003

Nostrildamus

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.

I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!

by Ron Ananian the car doctor April 4, 2009

Dragons Nostril

When the remains of the drink and curry from last night totally demolish your hoop. Toilet paper combusts on contact. When the liquid becomes so vicious it can only be described to be as hot as a dragons nostril.
Could also explain anything of an overly heated disposition.

When i had a shite this morning it was like shaking an eel out of a welly. That curry last night came back with avengance me fuckin arse was like a dragons nostril. It took the fuckin enamel clean off me toilet.

by Rory C January 28, 2009

nostril biscuit

a handkerchief

A nostril biscuit is intended for sopping up nostril gravy (snot).

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023