NFT

"No F*in' Thanks"
A parody acronym of the Non-Fungible Token (NFT) (because it's worthless and you'd have to be insane to buy one)

Did you hear that people are selling Non-Fungible Tokens (NFT's) now. It's lunacy! You'd have to be nuts to buy one. NFT should stand for "No Frickin' Thanks"!

by The Gideon Lion March 12, 2021

NFT

NFTs (non-fungible tokens) are jpegs that you can buy online for real world money. Not only are they scams, but they destroy the environment. Every transaction made uses up 48.14 kilowatt hours of power.

NFT Bro: "Hey guys, I just got this ultra-rare shitting ape NFT for 20 ETH!"

NFT Hater: "Thats cool, but I got this one for free." (Screenshot of NFT worth thousands of dollars)

NFT Bro: "Dude, delete that screenshot!"

Do not buy NFTs.

by fridgewater December 01, 2021

NFT

Nice Fucking Tits

Damn, that girl has nft!

by sladay October 27, 2010

NFT

a butt ugly jpeg that destroys the environment

Dude, check out my newest nft
that is a butt ugly lion why did you pay 2 million dollars for it

by Floopledee March 31, 2022

NFT

A “Non-fungible token” (non = not, fungible = interchangeable, token = voucher). NFTs are distinct, easily verifiable digital assets that can represent items from virtual real estate to cherished moments in NBA history.

In other words, owning an NFT is owning a piece of the internet. Some examples:

“Nyan Cat,” the decade-old rainbow cat meme, sold for about $580,000 last week.

The value of my grumpy cat NFT is blowing up.

by 4way pen February 25, 2021

NFT

Something only someone with brain damage would buy.

Dumbass: I bought an NFT for $90K!
Intellect: I don't think we should be friends anymore.

by Lil' Sephy November 23, 2021

NFT

Non-Functioning Testicles

Testicular failure occurs when the testicles run out of Ethereum which is used to produce sperm.
It occurs mostly in gen-z kids

F1: Yo I heard your dad got an NFT
F2: Oh really,

He always wanted the Lazy Lions
F1: tf bro ?
His balls stopped working

by akihua February 27, 2022