mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

by gnostic1 August 24, 2011

ruese morton

One who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.

Sean Penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.

by beggingbeaver February 25, 2010

mezzo morto (masc)

half-dead

He woke up this morning looking mezzo morto (masc)!

by siauloong June 6, 2010

gavin morton

A cringy weeb that no one likes. (Probable school shooter)

Person 1: Who's the new kid? Person 2: I don't know, but he looks like a gavin morton.

by swaggy jake pauler December 15, 2017

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

moursock

when you’ve lost one of your socks from a pair and you’re mourning the loss

Man, I’m feeling so moursock, I lost one of my socks in the wash and now I only have one left

by vaffa May 23, 2022

James Morton

Sorry, never heard of him. If I had heard of him he'd definitely be tiny though...

"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."

by Wai Ho December 7, 2009