half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

by viciousk January 29, 2008

Half-dead

Synonym for roach, because it is still alive, but you TRYNA kill it.

Conrad:"Aye, that half-dead still lit?"
Jerome:"H-ell yeah, you tryna hit it?"
Conrad:"Fasho, I need that."

by North Long Beach Nips November 13, 2009

half dead

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!

You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!

by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024

half dead fun

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

by lowsense December 8, 2017

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

halfdead

scene whore

2002.12.24:12:16 <halfdead> Bulba r0x
2002.12.24:12:17 <Bulba> me? neah
2002.12.24:12:17 <Bulba> i'm just a regular guy, with regular job ;)
2002.12.24:12:18 <halfdead> okay, but u got love and respect from a scene whore like myself
2002.12.24:12:22 <ducer> scene whore, buahahah

2002.12.24:17:05 <tombin> yo, thats halfdead. the non-bbs guy.
2002.12.24:17:05 <halfdead> exactly
2002.12.24:17:05 <halfdead> but, heh.. 'yo, thats halfdead. the scene whore guy.' would've been a more accurate description
2002.12.24:17:06 <halfdead> i'm the ultimate scene whore

2002.12.17:13:15 <halfdead> <- scene whore
2003.01.18:17:16 <halfdead> <- scene whore
2003.01.21:18:44 <halfdead> <- scene whore

2003.01.21:18:15 <+halfdead> nils: am i a scene whore?
2003.01.21:18:15 <nils> heh, sure!
2003.01.21:18:17 <+halfdead> i have TESO private code
...
2003.01.21:18:22 <halfdead> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS :(
2003.01.21:18:22 <halfdead> WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAS TO DISLIKE ME?

2003.01.21:18:50 <r> i was in jail
2003.01.21:18:50 <halfdead> and now you come here and call me a scene whore
2003.01.21:18:51 <r> morgan told me
2003.01.21:18:51 <r> to call you a scene whore
2003.01.21:18:51 <halfdead> MOTHER FUCKIN MORGAN

2004.03.18:20:19 <@strJ> | halfdead (halfdead@199.173.12.66) (unknown)
2004.03.18:20:19 <@strJ> ircname : scenewhore
2004.03.18:20:19 <@strJ> | channels : @#phrack


2004.04.27:07:51 <drain> finally obtained the status of whore?
2004.04.27:23:25 <@halfdead> drain: shut up, filthy scene whore

2004.04.27:23:38 <@filth_> go write a backdoor faggot
2004.04.27:23:38 <lkm> filth_: you gotta become scenewhore like halfdead

2004.04.30:01:19 <@halfdead> yes, i was born a scene whore

by halfdead June 12, 2004