Motley Crue

Vince Neil drove fast in his car hit and killed another rock star.

Tommy Lee got the hep C
so does his ex-wife Pamela Lee
they made a porn viddy
it showed Tommy boy's pee pee

Mick Mars looks like the devil's scrotum.

Nikki Sixx looks like a bitch.

Motley Crue once shot up whiskey cause they couldn't get a fix.

by THE END March 11, 2005

Motley Crue

A small piece of particularly dirty faecal matter, usually wearing make up and girly scarves.

I'll have to wipe my shoe on the grass as I just stepped in a Motley Crue.

by Lemmy March 22, 2005

Motley Crue

The only Hair band to successfully hit mainstream.

Listened to by wannabe Metal heads and ditzy preps who think they're "hardcore".

Motley Crue Sucks. Period.

by Motley Crue = Monkey Crew February 25, 2006

Motley Crue

A decent metal band made up of a bunch of wannabe punks. Vince Neil (frontman, Axl Rose's bitch, hits like a powderpuff), Tommy Lee (drummer, 24 inch dick, Kid Rock's bitch), Nikki Sixx (bassist, pissed in a cop car once), and Mick Mars (guitarist, the lone ranger and only talent in the group). Despite the fact that they suck as human beings, they collectively get at least four-hundred and twelve times as much hot ass as anyone that could possibly be reading this right now, and for that, they deserve two thumbs up.

Hey, did you hear Tommy Lee is fucking Pam Anderson?

Yeah, not if Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...

Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?

Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york minute...

Motley Crue sucks

by Axlwouldkickvinceneilsass November 23, 2009

Motley Crue week

A week in which a guy has sex with three or more girls.

Alan has been hitting the bars a lot, trying to have a Motley Crue week.

by Tommy Mack February 27, 2012

her Motown, you Motley Crue

basically, it's a reference to a May-December cougar romance. A difference between generations. A Mrs. Robinson affair.

Steve and Cyndi are going out together. Steve makes Cyndi feel like she's 28 again. Steve is 28. Cyndi is 54. It's a clear case of a "her Motown, you Motley Crue" romance.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 02, 2008

her Motown, you Motley Crue

basically, it's another reference to a May-December romance where the woman is quite a bit older than the man. This is also referred to a "Mrs. Robinson" love affair, because of the movie "The Graduate" where Dustin Hoffman's character falls in love with his girlfriend's mother.

The marriage of Demi and Ashton is a case of "her Motown, you Motley Crue".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 15, 2007