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by joshco95 November 11, 2013
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2. An act or illusion performed using mirrors.
3. Aerosmith's 1985 album, which marked the return of guitarist Joe Perry.
2. An act or illusion performed using mirrors.
3. Aerosmith's 1985 album, which marked the return of guitarist Joe Perry.
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Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
by MurderMitten May 26, 2018
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by Curt Sibling January 6, 2008
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Morrowind is one of my favorite games of all time, but I will never play it again because my level 60 character that took three years to build was defeated by technical difficulties with my xbox.
Morrowind did not consume my life, as I was able to maintain good grades and stay involved with sports, but much of my spare time was spent playing it.
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Morrowind did not consume my life, as I was able to maintain good grades and stay involved with sports, but much of my spare time was spent playing it.
I miss Morrowind.
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