Morrowind

A game that slowly replaces all your real life friends with fictonal enchanted items and high ranking positions in fictional factions.
"Hi John! I haven't seen you in ages!"
"Yeah i'm all busy running the mages guild and stuff and i'm advancing in house Telvanni you know".
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"..."
by Corpsegatherer August 27, 2003
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zee

The way fake germans in bad american-made war movies pronounce "the".
Fake german officer: "I will take you to zee conzentraizion camp!"
by Corpsegatherer August 27, 2003
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