Mountaintop Mojito

A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.

Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident

by redneckstomp April 28, 2021

Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.

Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.

by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022

Fresh Mojito

A tiny male Mexican prostitute.

Happy birthday buddy, I got a fresh mojito waiting for you in Pittsburgh.

by Rainier42 February 23, 2012

Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

mojito

I honestly have no idea what a mojito is. I think it's those orange triangle chips?

I like mojitos

by fmalover1 August 24, 2025

Mojitoed

(noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink).

"Man, I am way too mojitoed to play pool."

"I am going to get so mojitoed tonight."

by Mojitoed September 19, 2012

okey-doke mojito

in squid games episode 6 when Sae-byeok and Lee Yoo-Mi talk about mojitos you say this to forget about the grief

jhon: remember that episode of squid games with the marbles
ronald: yea that was funny i said okey-doke mojito

by its me your boi Xxshitonthefor August 31, 2022