Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

Mofeyisade

He is very strong and passionate and people considered him as a god and his IQ is over a thousand he is believed to be a 13th intellectual level

I believe in Mofeyisade who will save us

by anonymous December 24, 2020

Moffeit

Moffeits are generally nice people and are usually Virgo’s.They strive to be recognized while not seeking attention. Moffeits are strong and independent and will only rely on certain people. They hate lies but also lie for themselves. If you get on their bad side, well... good luck.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the new girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, we better be careful, her last name’s Moffeit!

by cloudy_the_wxlf May 29, 2021

Moffy Scrolet

Moffy Scrolet is when you have a Scruffy Mullet it was definitely not me trying to say scruffy mullet but it ended up coming out as moffy scrolet

Me: i cut my hair now I look like I have a moffy scrolet

Cousin: what?

by Pilot Leo August 15, 2021

Moffee

Mock coffee; a coffee substitute that’s usually caffeine free and either passes as a coffee substitute or is used as such

I heard you’re giving up caffeine for lent,so how is the moffee tasting

by Bellablue00 July 1, 2022

monfey

search for items around the world

i'm around monfey

by Manu66 February 9, 2023

mofeyintioluwa

He is a fun, playful, funny,cute boy,
He loves dancing and signing
They are good actors
Can be bossy, and they hate cheating.

Mofeyintioluwa is going to London today

by Lady_sylvia April 5, 2024