Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.

Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"

by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

Mumper

A hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and cock sucker all in one...aslo know as a triple threat

Matthew Tufts...kids a fucken Mumper, Ethan Pollock defines the word Mumper

by Nickandry November 16, 2010

mumphead

someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.

This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.

by Imactive March 6, 2005

Mumphlin

Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”

This bitch is a mumphlin and I had to get them from drinking

by Yeast infested monkey99 December 14, 2018

mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

by eLCon October 5, 2005

mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

by El Biero April 28, 2006