ming 

Slang term popular among Italian-Americans in New York and New Jersey. The short form of minchia (the Sicilian word for the penis), usually used to show disappointment or surprise.

I tell him how to do it five times, and he still screws it up. Ming, what a friggin' stunad.

ming by stop it loser September 1, 2007

ming 

A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.

Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*

ming by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

ming 

to fuck someone in an asian way

i'm gonna ming you so hard it's not even funny.

ming by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010

Ming 

Something or someone gross or bad.

Outward Bound...
Abby: I haven't showered for 10 days
Anna: None of us have
Abby: If you're ming and you know it, clap your hands!
Everyone else: <Clap Clap>

Ming by Lii September 5, 2005

Ming 

An adjective used to describe somthing unpleasant or discusting.

Mary: But it's a bit...
Jen: Ming?
Mary: Yeah...but it's hilarious.

Ming by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

ming 

the status of a joint or blunt, when rolled out of roaches from previous smoke sessions.

hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.

ming by Palpebral July 30, 2009

Ming 

Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.

Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.

Ming by swartkat September 29, 2012