ming

to fuck someone in an asian way

i'm gonna ming you so hard it's not even funny.

by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010

Gofble

to be extremely arrogant/ignorant/stupid/gay/retarded/bad.

it's just an all around awful word.

Shreeya and Sameer are extremely gofble.

by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010

Headshot

When masturbating, you ejaculate with so much force that you hit your face.

Ryan: "dude i got a headshot last night."

Seth: "really? nice! on call of duty? with what a pistol? and who'd you hit?

Ryan: "Naw man. it was with my dick. and i hit myself."

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.

by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Flabbergas

when you can easily see a piece of skin hanging down from somebody else's neck.

You could easily see Mrs. Allen's flabbergas when she is yelling.

by ooglytoop7272 March 28, 2009