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Middletown, Connecticut

A small city located in Connecticut of approximately 47,000 located south of Hartford. Middletown is very underrated, and is often seen for Wesleyan University, the Portland Bridge, and Connecticut Valley Hospital. Middletown has a lot of things for all types of age groups to do (unless you’re a teenager. Then the only thing you can pretty much do is go to the YMCA on Friday’s and get in fights).

Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.

The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.

The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.

Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Middletown, Connecticut
by Youngoofer69 July 3, 2020
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Middletown High School North

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009
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Middletown Rough Riders

A group of bad ass individuals who roam the streets of middle town with there auto mobiles, they most likely don't give a fuck and can down a bottle of vodka within 3 seconds they know how to handle a gun but rarely use it, they rather use there fists and a broken bottle of jack Daniels to teach a bitch whats up.
Danny- did you hear what happened to drew?
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.
by The Game 2.0 November 4, 2011
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Middletown, Ohio

A tiny little shithole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a massive steel mill at it's center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in SW Ohio come to bitch about their miserable excuse of a life.
Person 1: Dude, wanna go hang in Middletown, Ohio tonight?

Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.
by Former Middletonian October 21, 2008
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Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.
“bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut
“ew”
by bue.nnie September 21, 2019
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Middletown PA

Fag skaters everywhere. Sexy girls, most are sluts i believe. Never had beat Steel-high in football since like the 70s, rival school of the rollers. Snobby hoes and some chill girls. Boring school but preferred over Steel-high which steelton has no girls just sports.
by poww poww poww March 30, 2011
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middletown high school south

One of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.

Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"middletown high school south sucks."
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