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Freddie Fucking Mercury

A badass diva bitch that loves to fuck with people, but is really a great person. Has an amazing voice, and will fuck anyone and everyone. Has a huge love for cats, and also kind extremely gay, and proud. I love him sm. He is the lead singer in a band named Queen. Has huge daddy vibes in the early 80's, and is a great song-writer. Came out of the closet without coming out. Okay he is a god! A legend, and he is MINE.
Friend: You're a fucking diva bitch.

Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.

FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:

Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?

Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!

Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.

Me: daMN
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
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freddie mercury

God himself.
he did NOT die of AIDS.

pure unmatchable brilliance simply devoured his body.

best. voice. ever
hot hot sex
made chest hair and leotards sexy
bow down.
...and freddie mercury said let there be light.
by downtreadedwisdom May 4, 2009
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Freddie Mercury

The sexiest man ever to breathe the Earth's oxygen,Queen's lead singer,most talented songwriter,and powerful stage performer.

Gay as a daffodil,a musical prostitute,and man of extremes.

Gone too soon and his death left the world with one less angelic prince and a whole lot of other shitty people in his place.

Sweet,sexy sexy sexy, passionate, sensitive, kind, and loving.Overall a damn legend and he had the best vocals I've ever heard in my life! The man's voice was like liquid gold!

FREDDIE MERCURY FOREVER!♥
Hot,Sexy,Gay,Musician,Amazing Singer,Freddie Mercury
by ForeverAFanOfFreddie October 2, 2011
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Mercury Retrograde

A scapegoat for astrologists to use when shit happens.
Everything in my life is going wrong! It must be Mercury Retrograde.
by Symeli May 28, 2010
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Mercury/Cobain Effect

A phenomena occuring in the music industry, in which an aspect of a band member's (usually the frontman/woman's) personality, actions, etc. becomes subject to quite a lot of debate among both fans and haters of the band. This would be perfectly alright, except for what inevitably happens is that the debate becomes so overblown that people begin to forget about the music of the band, and all they really know is the trivial feud over the aspect of the frontman/frontwoman. Named after Freddie Mercury, the frontman of the British classic rock band Queen, and Kurt Cobain, the frontman of the early '90s grunge band Nirvana.
Mercury/Cobain Effect:

Nirvana Fan 1: Courtney killed Kurt Cobain!

Nirvana Fan 2: Kurt killed himself!

Nirvana Fan 3: You're both wrong, Kurt is alive and well and hiding out in Winchestertonfieldville even as we speak!

Nirvana Fans 1 and 2: How dare you have an opinion that differs from mine, never mind the fact that it's a free country and everyone has the right to believe whatever they choose!

Nirvana fan with a brain: Guys, can't we just talk about the MUSIC instead of whether or not Kurt killed himself...?

Everyone in room but Nirvana fan with a brain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FRICKIN' FUNNY, YOU SHOULD BECOME A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN!!!!

Nirvana fan with a brain: *sigh*

* * *

Queen fan 1: Freddie Mercury was GAY!!!

Queen fan 2: No, he was bisexual!

Queen fan 3: He had a girlfriend and therefore was straight, so both of you shut up!

Queen fan 3: No, he was straight in the 1970s, but in the '80s, for some strange reason unknown to everyone on the planet, became gay!

Queen fan with a brain: Why does Freddie Mercury's orientation matter so much to you guys? He and his band made a lot of great music, and music is the whole reason we listen to Queen in the first place, so can't we just talk about the songs? You know, the whole REASON we all like Queen?

{insert awkward silence here}

Weirdo: Forget that, I think he was TRISEXUAL!!!

Queen fan with a brain: Just...just forget I said anything...*runs off and pounds head against the nearest wall in frustration*
by lollylollylollyPOP!!! August 8, 2007
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Sailor Mercury

Another Sailor Solider in the Japanese Anime Sailor Moon.

Ami Mizuno (or Amy in the English version) was the first Sailor Scout found and “reawakened”. She represents the element water and her uniform is the color blue. In the beginning of the Series she did not have any “offensive” powers, but only had a “defensive” power (shabon spray / mercury bubbles). Later on as the series progressed she gained a few new powers all on the “offensive” (i.e. Shine Aqua Illusion, Aqua Rhapsody, Mercury Aqua Mirage *strongest but only seen in one episode, Ami’s First Love*) She is known as the brains of the group, and is highly intellectual. In the manga story arc her IQ was 300.

In the Live Action show she also became known as Dark Mercury for a short period of time.
The future is something you build by yourself
-Sailor Mercury
by Carol Marie July 2, 2007
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Chew through the mercury

When your girl has her period and she still wants you to go down on her.
“Hey Chad did you and Karen have fun last night?”

Hell yeah! I had to chew through the mercury cause it’s that time of the month!”
by Chokesondicks January 3, 2020
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