by Symeli May 28, 2010
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.
during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost
2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost
2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde
smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches
co-workers: uhhh its July still.
smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches
co-workers: uhhh its July still.
smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
by justapaperbag July 25, 2006
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