Memphis 

The most wholesome, adorable guy in the world. He will try his best to look tough or cool but he’s just a softie with a massive heart. He’s amazing at art and is one of the best friends you’ll ever find. If you find a Memphis keep him because he’s special. Beware: Memphis’ personality can change with no warning, he can become depressed and lonely easily.

Memphis: What the hell?!!?! *smiles and laughs while squinting*

Person: You’re doing that cute face again.

Memphis by yesyouknowme October 13, 2019

Memphis 

A bug on Twitter that happened the march 14th, so when you replied or tweeted to somebody and it contains the word "Memphis" your account would get locked for 12h/Suspended.

Celebrity Tweet: Reply Memphis for a follow
Another Celebrity Tweet: What city was MLK assassinated in?
Every Reply: "Memphis"
Twitter: You're account has been suspended for Violating the Twitter Terms of Service
Twitter: You're account appears to be Violating the Twitter Terms of Service you're account has been locked for 12h you cannot reply, retweet, tweet, like & follow any tweet for 12.

Twitter Again: Oh, we are sorry about the bug we are unsuspending everyone. (The bug still works they just said they are unsuspending people)

Memphis by cIassics March 14, 2021

Memphis 

Memphis is one of the most miserable cities in America. The town is run and occupied predominately by ignorant, racist hypocrites. Crime rates are terrible, and if you were to move here, the chances that you or someone you know will fall victim to violent crime are pretty good. The schools are terrible, but this is not solely the fault of MCS. The reason why our city turns out so many dumb, violent little shits is because their parents don't give a flying fuck. Also, drug use is very common in this town, (you would do drugs to if you lived here). In all honesty, I sincerely hope that the uneducated, violent, thugs in this town get shot, stabbed, set on fire, extinguished, set on fire again, then finally beaten to death with a dildo... Their extraordinary ability to fuck things up has harmed/made more difficult the lives of good, honest, people.

I wouldn't piss on Memphis to put out a fire.

Memphis by AngryBlackMan1 January 5, 2010

Memphis 

A city with the highest crime rate, highest infant mortality rate, and the most corrupt politicians in the US. Memphis is a city in major decline, with a decaying downtown and people fleeing the city in every way possible. 64% African-American population. Crime, corruption, poor schools everywhere. Not a place even Elvis would visit.

Memphis is like blighted urban and ghetto suburbanized and vandalized Mississippi.

Memphis by daveknowsbest August 1, 2008

Memphis 

City with sucky schools, an awesome park (Shelby Farms), and crime. The only good part of memphis that is non ghetto is east memphis (part of it), and Germantown, Cordova, and then further away there's Bartlett and Collierville. Downtown Memphis, hmm what to say about that. Well, I hardly go there because it's far from east memphis obviously, and there are too many panhandlers/homeless people down there. The river is pretty to look at I guess. Mud Island is fun. The Orpheum is a great place to see some broadway :) The rest of downtown I think is mostly for people 21 and up because all I ever see down there is places to drink and people getting drunk.

People have lots of road rage here in my opinion. It's always the rednecks driving the big ole' trucks that get on my tails. Which won't make me go faster...but, anyway.

Memphis summers are soooooo hot because of the humidity. The rest of the year is kinda bi-polar. One day it will be freezing, the next it will be hot. It does snow here during the winter at least 1-3 days. :)

Overall Memphis is an ok city, but honestly there's not really that much to do. To me there isn't anyway. There aren't any mountains or big lakes or anything. and it kinda sucks having to always stay in east memphis/germantown because the rest of the city is too dangerous :P
Oh i forgot to mention the zoo is awesome! :)
and Memphis City Schools Superintendant (sp?) Kriner Kash is well....let's just say everybody including all the teachers hate him.

Let's go to Memphis and melt in the heat!

Memphis by Memphisgirl June 13, 2011

MEMPHIS 

1. Hater capital of North America. Second only to Iraq. The place where Dr. Martin Luther King was shot, but Elvis made a god.
2. Nearly everyone is a fat, loud, ignorant, racist, broke and irritating, self-riteous fake religious, bible thumping dipshit.
3. Produces shitty music compared to the music it used to in the past. Mostly terrible hip hop, and even worse punk rock, and even worse blues.
4. Education? What education. Easier for kids to sell crack for their mom and dreams of being a pimp.
5. Too easy to get cracked out and stay that way. The only place where people from surrounding states can collect welfare and food stamps to pay the car note.
6. All of the politicians there are dumbasses. Political issues- the statue in Forrest Park, what to do with the Pyramid, keeping Libertyland open, an easier way to get barbecue sauce out of a silk shirt.
7. Beale Street. Great place to party Thursday-Sunday. If it's not raining. Or no one got shot.
8. Mosquitoes. Church after church.
9. The place that I was forced to live by my parents.
10.The place that I'll be moving back to now that I've got my gun license.

Memphis. Just Memphis, man.

MEMPHIS by phanomymous April 25, 2006

Memphis 

Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.

"What's better than Memphis? Anything."

Memphis by Soup May 20, 2004