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twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.
My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!
by aikybrky February 24, 2010
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Scott Mcmuffin

Someone who likes people of the same sex
I didn't know he was a Scott Mcmuffin
by Rocks matlapa maswika December 3, 2018
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It's you, McMuffin!!!

Originating from the movie "Superbad", it's a phrase used when you are suprised to see somebody
I walked in and saw my worst enemy and exclaimed, "It's you, McMuffin!!!", and he screamed with astonishment.
by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010
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Chode Mcmuffin

A person who has such a bad chode that they need to heat it on a hotplate before placing in a sandtrap(vagina).
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)
by aj November 13, 2003
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scott mcmuffin

A homosexual that acts like the opposite sex.
by Beyonca floress December 3, 2018
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Dick McMuffin

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.
Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"
by Jelloshots My Dello January 20, 2014
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egg mcmuffin

When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.
I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.
by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006
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