1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.
My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!
by aikybrky February 24, 2010
Get the twat mcmuffinmug. by Rocks matlapa maswika December 3, 2018
Get the Scott Mcmuffinmug. I walked in and saw my worst enemy and exclaimed, "It's you, McMuffin!!!", and he screamed with astonishment.
by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010
Get the It's you, McMuffin!!!mug. A person who has such a bad chode that they need to heat it on a hotplate before placing in a sandtrap(vagina).
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)
by aj November 13, 2003
Get the Chode Mcmuffinmug. by Beyonca floress December 3, 2018
Get the scott mcmuffinmug. Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.
In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!
All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.
In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!
All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.
by Jelloshots My Dello January 20, 2014
Get the Dick McMuffinmug. When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.
by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006
Get the egg mcmuffinmug.