masturbane

A form of masturbation which can eventually lead to one's own destruction.

Petri went home yesterday and masturbaned for hours to Italian porn, then the mafia came over and bombed his house.

by Mrs. Hebert May 3, 2004

masturbaficionado

(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest lubes and/or sex toys in order to achieve the highest levels of independent sexual gratification.

You may like to stroke it, good sir, but I am a masturbaficionado — I take such things seriously.

by Snark Chariot September 18, 2014

masterbaker

1) This is a person of supreme status within the baking community. 2) They love a great fiddle and are great to conclude, real professionals. 3) Great with cupcakes as well as in the bedroom.

Danny: I m telling you Naomi is a MasterBaker
Kevin: I hear the same and she s cooking up some great smells to......

Josh: Wow she really knows what men want that Dorris
Hero Naxan: Shes one hell of a Masterbaker she is

by dannyzz July 7, 2010

Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

masturbarter

To trade commodities for pornographic content. The system arises in places such as prisons where conjugal visits are not allowed; thus, the relative value of pornographic material increases to become a high-demand product. The system isn't usually referred to as such except for in male-only over-night schools or camps with restricted internet access.

He masturbartered away some decent weed for a copy of Playboy.

by destitute May 21, 2013

Masturbactivism

A Facebook and Twitter phenomenon whereby a user takes a meaningless action that makes they themselves feel like they're doing something about an important issue (possibly even involving a slight dopamine response) — WITHOUT DOING A FUCKING THING ABOUT THAT IMPORTANT ISSUE.

I engage in masturbactivism at least once a day by changing my status to the surface and/or material I jerk off into, all to courageously raise awareness of low sperm counts!

by CronicMasturbactivisit December 5, 2010

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021