2 definitions by Mrs. Hebert

bingle

Sexual mingling or the act of successfully hitting a baseball in order to reach base safely.

It is impossible to bingle with a Campo girl, they are embarrasing.

I tried to bingle last weekend after prom, but I went with a Campo girl so I didn't reach any base. In fact I struck out.

This weekend I batted 3/4 in bingles. But not with junior Campo girls, only sophs and seniors.

by Mrs. Hebert June 7, 2004

masturbane

A form of masturbation which can eventually lead to one's own destruction.

Petri went home yesterday and masturbaned for hours to Italian porn, then the mafia came over and bombed his house.

by Mrs. Hebert May 4, 2004