mandate

A command, order.

The earnest students listened closely for their next mandate.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.

"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"

by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

magdalaene

the best hottest and sexiest person in the world

Magdalaene tweeted a hate tweet about Björk on twitter.

by magdalaene April 15, 2021

manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014

mandated

A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered

"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

Mandalay

An amazing, attractive girl who is just crazy beautiful. A Mandalay is also very nice and smart with really nice tits

Guy 1: "Wow, i just met this amazing girl"
Guy 2: "Really, was her name Mandalay"

by a pretty beastly beast July 19, 2010

Manslate

To translate what a male friend is really trying to say before he digs himself into a deeper hole.

Let me manslate what my idiot buddy really means by that.

by BobNoxious1987 November 23, 2018