madondo

The enhanced effect of marijuana on your vision.

Woah. This Hydro is madondo.

by 4733D0M May 25, 2010

Madoff your account

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

by Ettebe December 21, 2008

madonna cagna

This expression is used in Italy when something hurts a lot.
It's an insult to a Divinity, more exactly to Mary, the mom of Jesus, comparing it to a dog.

Similar to "Madonna puttana" or "Madonna bocchinara".

It isn't suggested to say this to someone that believe in Christ.

Less used than "porca madonna" but still used.

References: Germano Mosconi.

"Ho preso 3 di fisica, Madonna cagna!"
"Quando cazzo puzzi, Madonna cagna!".

by DD3Boh June 6, 2017

maddogg

To give someone dirty looks.

That dude across the street kept maddogging me.

by yerpissinmeoff April 23, 2008

madagascar

The hardest F&^*!@ country to infect in Pandemic II

OMG WTF I CANT INFECT MADAGASCAR

by NeoBeowulf August 18, 2008

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009