putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Lyndon Rizz

This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.

Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021

Lyndon

The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.

Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable

by Bigcocknballz September 1, 2021

Lyndoned

To be abandoned or left in the lurch by a friend or teammate you were relying on. Especially if the lyndon-er bailed for no good reason.

Where's Jake? We have to forfeit the tournament if we don't have our full team.

He just texted me to say he's not coming... He lyndoned us, that asshole.

by SlipperyPFB June 6, 2022

lyndon

that one mysterious asian guy with the amazing style, headphones glued to his head with good music taste. They give the best advice and an excellent listener.

there are many people in the world but lyndon is one of a kind.

by sweetpeanut November 20, 2023