When someone prevents you from getting an erection, or does something that completely turns you off.
Just like a lumberjack cuts down a huge tree, it can be compared to someone killing your wood
Similar to a cock-block but worse; it could ruin several moments instead of just one.
Just like a lumberjack cuts down a huge tree, it can be compared to someone killing your wood
Similar to a cock-block but worse; it could ruin several moments instead of just one.
Bro1: " Dude, last night my roommate walked in on my girlfriend and I making out. The date was ruined and now my girlfriend is afraid of my roommate walking in on us."
Bro 2: "What a lumberjack!!!!"
Bro 2: "What a lumberjack!!!!"
by MonotoneJoe November 27, 2010
Get the LumberJackmug. The act of taking a dump in the woods while yelling TIMBER!!! you should always dig a hole first so not to disturb the animals habitat.
Everytime I am in the woods and I have to do The Lumberjack...i always dig a hole first because I am a professional and I respect the animals.
by iwantbabylalaloopsy January 8, 2012
Get the The Lumberjackmug. When you are in the process of tea bagging someone, you pause for a moment with the balls resting on the face. You then hold the penis (still soft works best) up in the air and yell "Timber!" Then proceed to let shaft fall onto the persons face, preferably with a distinct smacking sound. For additional amusement, perform this while executing the ballnoculars, or the Gonzo.
My girlfriend was already angry with me last night, so I figured I may as well tea bag her with a couple of lumberjacks thrown in for good measure.
by helpy helperton April 15, 2012
Get the Lumberjackmug. by Jay E October 21, 2006
Get the lumberjackmug. The Lumberjack is a sexual move in which a female administers a blowjob to a male who has allowed his pubic hairs to grow into an impressive bush. The female deepthroats the penis in such a way so that it looks like the male's pubic hairs are a large beard on the womans face.
"Dude, Nicole may look like a super babe, but she's the burliest, manliest hottie when she's giving The Lumberjack."
by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008
Get the The Lumberjackmug. A game with similar to Bloody Knuckles in that fact that people take turns inflicting pain on one another. In lumberjack, one person slaps the back of another person's hand. Then the other person slaps the first person's back of the hand. This continues until one person calls for "mercy" or whatever the end word is, or until a teacher or adult or respected authority tells you to knock it off. Some people cheat while playing Lumberjack and after they can't take it anymore, wind up for their turn, but instead of hitting their opponent's hand, they slap the opponent across the face and run like hell. In some places Lumberjack is known as Slaps. Also, sometimes people use thick and heavy pens or rulers instead of their hands.
Me and Pete play fifty rounds of Lumberjack everyday to see who is the stronger man. One day though, he took his turn by whipping out a thick diameter'd pen and whacking me with it before I could react. I pretended to take it in good humor. Then for my turn, I wound up and slapped him across the face and kicked him in the balls and ran like hell. The next day at our scheduled playing time (12:07 P.M.) we apologized for our wrongs and decided only to play on Tuesdays.
by I listen to Indie Music January 30, 2007
Get the lumberjackmug. "Don't let his flannel shirts and stubble fool you. He's a total lumberjack."
"No! I thought he was straight!"
"No! I thought he was straight!"
by FreeLuv November 15, 2004
Get the lumberjackmug.