He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped
by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011
Get the Pussy Lassoed mug.Complete and utter geek. Life revolves around technology; specifically computers, networking, and the internet. Cannot sustain sanity in a region that does not know the meaning of 'technology.'
Ashley went absolutely mad on her trip to Mississippi, finding refuge only in the technology department of a WalMart.
by generix July 2, 2004
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Get the lasondra mug.LaSom is a shoelace disorder. If you have LaSom, you can often see your shoelaces open and you don't feel like tying them. This feeling may be a feeling of laziness or you just want to be a rebel and not listen to people who want you to tie your shoelaces.
It's not a French word.
It's not a French word.
by Akankshya November 3, 2019
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by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
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by onemoretime April 5, 2010
Get the lasho mug.When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
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