laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

Latizia

Beautiful and the sexiest girl you will ever encounter! Curvy body, big boobs and butt. Sexy girl that has a big heart and is a dreamer . Is shy and quiet at first but once you get to know her, she is the biggest goof ball. Loves to make people laugh and is a great friend. She's also sweet and very sensitive but has the cutest personality so make sure not to hurt her. Latizia is a person you don't want to lose as a friend or lover. It tooks a long time for her to get over someone she really love at the same time, she is a tough girl, has a lot of patience but once you reach her limit , it's on so watch out. Get asked on a lot to dates , as she is the bestest friend and the most loyal lover you will ever get. Some people thinks she is stuck up just because she has a serious face and bitchy look. She get along with her girlfriends and guyfriends, and she's a very caring person.
Pear shaped , bootylicous , sexy and curvy body. Beautiful and intriguing eyes , most gorgeous long hair. Sexy Mexican girl!

Latizia has me whooped !

I just met her and I think I love her, must be a Latizia

by Weepgirlhi November 9, 2018

Hecatia Lapislazuli

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.

A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered

by The Rat in Your Attic February 18, 2022

lapidated

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).

1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.

by Brit Read February 18, 2009

Laizdolita

artist who actually sucks

ure freken laizdolita

by Laizd October 3, 2020

Tyler Lapierre

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.

The man, the myth, the legend...Tyler Lapierre.

by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013

LaPine Oregon

Also referred to as L.A.pine, the town is split by highway 97 and speckled with rundown businesses and trailer homes. Your either rich, poor, or gay. A place to shoot dope and Butt fuck. The nickname LA pine comes from the kids who think there gangster and dress like Fags, watch out though because if you try to fight them they will try to blow you or lube there butt to take one.

Jimmy: hey you wanna go kick it in LaPine Oregon tonight?
Timmy:naw I ain't gay man

by nixonjay April 16, 2015