Kylo Ren, the supreme leader of the dark side. He is a human male with black hair, he dresses in black and he has some issues. Daddy issues, anger issues and probably other issues too.
He has the coolest lightsaber in the starwars universe, period.
He is basically an emo with a glow stick.
He has the coolest lightsaber in the starwars universe, period.
He is basically an emo with a glow stick.
by Yah yeet beach October 12, 2020
Get the Kylo Ren mug.A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Get the Kylophonia mug.A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
by Rooster78 January 29, 2017
Get the klopp-flop mug.loyal scouser who was a former liverpool scout AND a decent left attacking midfielder back in the day. devastating news though about his divorce and his 6 kids. he also defeated richarlison in a fight. knows how to get the choons on
average person: what are you laughing at?
me (a steven klopp enjoyer): just laughing at steven klopp’s new tweet.
average person: omg i love steven klopp now that you have enlightened me
*average person transforms into steven klopp lover*
me (a steven klopp enjoyer): just laughing at steven klopp’s new tweet.
average person: omg i love steven klopp now that you have enlightened me
*average person transforms into steven klopp lover*
by elliottgoal December 17, 2022
Get the steven klopp mug.Typically loves music and comes out on top when put to a challenge is a womanizer and true hustler. Kylon' s always have pretty independent girls and is a true romantic but however if you piss them off you will get your ass beat.
Kylon is the best.
by Kingknowles July 14, 2015
Get the kylon mug.Kolopicatron is a person who is so bad nobody wants them around, not even any higher deity that may or may not exist
Man, Todd is such a kolopicatron. I'd tell him to go hang out with Satan, but even he doesn't want to hang out with him
by Shiny Person Man January 5, 2019
Get the Kolopicatron mug.