hob knobbler

Once used as just a word for sucking dicks, now has turned into your average replacing of idiot. You will use this word without even thinking of penises or faggotry, only to eventually realize that this is the actual intended use. This word was pioneered and developed in the early days of 2009.

That kid is a giant hob knobbler.

by H.M. Murdock July 18, 2014

knoblems

Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.

Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch

by shock. June 11, 2006

Knobularity

How knobular something is. It is not a good thing.

That had a knobularity factor of 10!

by faireemee June 6, 2009

Knobledge

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!

I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge

by Scooby Doobage August 10, 2009

Knoblet

A skull having many knob-like protrusions.

A variation of nugget.

Walter's wife in Breaking Bad, has a haggard knoblet.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010

Knobble

Small knob aka micropenis or prepubescent dick.

"That guy who tried to chat me up had a knobble, it was tiny!"

by Ignitedwhisper June 5, 2020

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022